This show has nothing to do with the Red Sox, it’s just his number. It’s our own Monday Easter edition and Knee has the FKS 10 Commandments. We go into a little UFC talk with Dana White audio.. now before you fast forward that segment, it’s more in relation to political correctness and my hatred for the ESPN PC Empire. We then discuss an Ohio man who got a DUI with a motorized bar stool. Then Mike from Westchester questionmark calls in, there’s math humor which was right up Knee’s alley, some computer jokes, and after getting him off the phone and onto the skype call, we discuss why you are fat. Be sure to read along with that site toward the end of the show. Oh, and this final product is what happens when I don’t feel like editing but Knee and Matt force me to.

 

 FKS #58 - Papbelbon [89:26m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (191)

Afternoon show, Paul’s fat. So Knee is in Hawaii this week, we cover some UFC Fight Night stuff, and the first TUF9 episode, Paul’s fat. In between all this we whittle down the FKS March Movie Madness bracket from 16 and declare a champion, Paul’s fat. I think everyone will like this show, Paul’s fat. Even though we were out of our normal time frame, there’s humor to be had, except when you hear Paul in the background, oh did I mention he’s fat?

Paul’s fat.

 

 FKS #57 - Scream (Paul's Fat) [90:17m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (234)

So we’re in mid March, that means it’s time for the Flying Knee Show March Madness Bracket Battle. This year it’s current (and alive) actors. With Knee’s knowledge of movies, it was sure to be entertaining. We also talk about the Dana White Saint Paddy’s day party Sniper went to. Also, one of Knee’s friends discovers a surprise.

 

 FKS #55 - Emerald Colon [111:43m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (188)

Long-ass title of this one courtesy of Bryan. We just leave the mics live pre-show for “8 minutes of idle chat with Matt and Steve” (if you actually believe that, I have an ebay auction with an autographed FKS penny going for $2,000 for you to buy, too). The show kicks off with some quick UFC news, including UFC 98 changes, Who made the cover of the upcoming UFC Undisputed video game, and what Dana had to say about Chuck Lidell’s future. Then, Matt pulls a perfect segue out of his ass and we discuss what people use to gauge personal timelines. Then a mini-MVD about pedofiles luring kids over the Playstation Network, and wrap this one up with Knee’s final 5 things he hates about people ever!

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 FKS #54 - Why are They Steaming and Reeking [89:37m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (193)

It was my birthday weekend, you’d never know it. I should have taken this week off. We talk about my birthday, then something that Knee hates (UFC), but it leads us into making fun of the size of Pete Sell’s head the rest of the show. Then we do something else Knee hates, a news story about a poop sale. Then we get to, that’s right, the *Final* 5 reasons Knee Hates people.

Enjoy, unless your name is Paul or Carl, then wait for the Knee *Director’s Cut* in the next post.

 

 FKS #53 - Everyone Hates Knee [63:13m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (170)

I’m just going to keep a shroud of mystery on this one. We kick off with the biggest tech oopsie in history, then move on to video game talk including my visit to the mecca of arcades, the Classic Arcade Museum, then a little UFC, no we didn’t cover an event, we talk about stupid Canadians. Some friend talk thrown in for some extra funny.

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 FKS #51 - Nothing Can Kill the Grimace [106:13m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (182)