Season finale, which I’m sure will make many people happy since that means a new intro. Also plenty of shenanigans in this one. This one starts off with the usual banter, Matt leaves a voicemail in which he’s a week behind as usual, Sniper talks about his Nordic Lodge experience and the recovery of the visit. We then switch modes to some news stories, Chris Leben makes an appearance in a shocker, then a HUGE tech oopsie from the land of the Google. Then we discuss product packaging and what Amazon.com is doing about it. In that mess there’s an ROD about diseases (it’s a good one). Then the show comes to a grinding halt when Knee has to leave for work and puts his intern on mic. We cover an outdated story about using a cattle prod on the unemployed, save the emails, we know that’d be a lot of people now and through no fault of their own. Knee comes back and does the 5 things he hates about people, then a doozy of a follow-up on the xbox kid. This is not one to be missed.

 

 FKS #39 - Gravity Sucks [122:42m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (31)

Lots of content in this one, a few seconds shy of a solid 2 hours. This one should have been titled the follow-up show since we had 4 of them. A couple seconds on MMA (there, now it’s not worth it to fast forward), an update to the story Knee wiped his ass with, then we move into some darker territory with a creepy coincidence of an 8 year old boy that killed himself with an Uzi the same day we were shooting one. I congratulate the Phillies only because of the audio I have, then another update on what has become Knee’s weekly PS3 masturbation segment called Little Big Planet. Then more terrible stories about husbands killing their wives, and families killing their children in NY. After that we touch on King of the Hill being canceled, and the fact that no one cares. The bow that ties this one together is 5 things that Bryan hates about people.

Happy Birthday AK!

 

 FKS #38 - Boredom [119:19m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (37)

• Dana White offers Kimbo Slice a spot on UFCs The Ultimate Fighter
• Microsoft matches reward for missing Canadian teen
• Boy’s Uzi death sparks outrage
• Husband of Murdered Long Island Teacher Choked Her to Death, Staged Broken-Down Car Scene
• New York Man Accused of Lacing Wife’s Coffee With Cyanide
• WEALTHY JEWELER CHARGED WITH KILLING WIFE HE REPORTED MISSING
• 5 Reasons Bryan Hates People
• Happy Birthday AK!!

Sorry about the delay folks, episode 37 was too much fun for us and it took longer to edit than usual. Of course I had it ready on Wednesday morning but then I received an email from Pauly Pots and Pans:

From: *******@***.com (must be logged in to view email addresses)
Subject: Show 37
“WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW, AGAIN I HAVE TO WAIT FOREVER”

So I decided to put a hold on publishing this one until today, when time permitted. So you can all thank Paul for not being able to listen to our audio goodness in a timely manner, which is also putting a hold on releasing the videos too. I really wanted to edit out our birthday wishes to him, but that required more work. Please be sure to let Paul know what you think by leaving a voicemail @ 314-266-3571
This was a cluster F of a show, with 75% of us in studio not going over hand signals before the show started, but whatever. 75% of it sounds great, 25% of it was funny. We talked about FKS weekend, MMA, shooting, eating, annoying Knee, bad date stories, and covered some news stories. We also pay homage to Kevin Smith’s favorite number in this one. We’re not kidding with the “This one’s for us” title. Enjoy!  Pics and videos forthcoming! (that’s called a tease)

Fuck you Paul.

 

 FKS #37 - Bostonia (This one's for us) [99:53m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (38)